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Tuesday, June 2, 2009

money faced

Did i mention how cute Jamal and Shaun was yesterday night. Keeping up a conversation in wee hours is no easy feat.

Like OMG. Jamal suddenly talked to me saying what a meanie i was but truth was...

THEY were the meanies.

They was like,

"eh, don't say lah. -and proceeds to say it-"

Darn jerkified.
(but i like!!)

Like i've said,

"we might be jerks, but at least it's fun being one"

Why be politically correct when you can enjoy yourself?

And no, please don't quote me. I don't live my life 24/7 like this.

:D

Plus, even more jerkified topics came out after Shaun added Wei Ren into our mass convo. Shaun asked who Wei Ren liked in class and this sparked off an entirely new topic.

I've promised not to leak out any of the things Wei Ren said regarding this and therefore i must keep my promise.

Shucks.

So, i shall just say the things i didn't promise not to leak out.

First up, i was so glad i didn't choose before Shaun did when he presented me with two choices. But before that, let me tell you the scenerio he gave us.

(p/s: and may i add beforehand, Shaun has a girlf outside and i have Gary too.)

You have the people from E24M to choose from for the sake of preventing extinction of human race. And you can only choose one person to save as everyone else is infected by a virus. You only have one vaccine left and you need it to save the person so you can repopulate the world.

And so, from there, we're supposed to take our pick.

So when Wei Ren couldn't choose, Shaun asked me to make my choice first. And my first reaction was that i want the richest kid in class.

Reality sometimes is really an ass you see.

Then Shaun helped me filter and gave me two choices, NK and Wei Jun.

(3:28 AM) MenG:	Nic or weijun tats the qn now
(3:28 AM) Lynnie, ze 依靜 -:	hmms.. i wonder too nick or weijun LOL who is richer ar?
(3:29 AM) Lynnie, ze 依靜 -:	xD
(3:29 AM) MenG:	Haha both 3-storey bugalow so wad is yr next criteria?

(p/s: they both live in terrarces, not bungalows.)

And when Shaun asked me to take my pick, i hestitated. I know we were all kidding and stuff but one wrong move, and i'll be having to live with those teasings for the next ten weeks.

Yes, despite the fact that the whole class knows i've a boyf. Our class doesn't work that way in which if you're attached means you're not availiable.

Of course, we're just kidding around, like DUH? All these little entertainment makes the day in our class a lot easier to pass.

And i digress, back to the hestitation to the choosing portion. I asked Shaun to choose first as i don't want him to have an advantage over me. If he was to tease me about it, i would return the favour.

But little did i know that he's not that dumb afterall. He had strategy.

Apparently i'm such a superficial being that doesn't care if what he says was true or not, as long as it's praises, i would love it. Despite knowing that it might not be the truth.

So if Shaun had to choose, he would choose someone hot, who's got character and is clever.

(3:39 AM) MenG:	no la to be frank I will choose joyce,sorry mr.purple hair. But haha I have a galfriend outside

As quoted. Bwahahaha. I'm such a superficial girl.

And oh yes, did i mention how bastardy Shaun was when he first added Wei Ren into the convo. He was like singing praises of some other girl and that almost three-quarters of the class is anti-ing and was being so apologetic and when Wei Ren asked "really ar?", Shaun just replied, "no lah. jking. she's a bitch."

Tell me, jerk or no jerk.

LOL.

And after Shaun answered, he made me answer. And so our conversation continues...

(3:42 AM) MenG:	quick quick
(3:42 AM) Lynnie, ze 依靜 -:	lols.. okay dont change topic le then since shaun choose until like that i should be nice also choose shaun so now weiren your turn LOL!!
(3:42 AM) MenG:	oO !! cnt I live HDB so u muz be honest
(3:42 AM) Colour Offensive:	lol
(3:42 AM) MenG:	choose 3 storey terrace hiuse de
(3:43 AM) Colour Offensive:	u guys are so cheeky
(3:43 AM) MenG:	house*
(3:43 AM) Lynnie, ze 依靜 -:	lols.. nehmind.. i wait for you to strike 4D lols and weiren dont change topic
(3:43 AM) Lynnie, ze 依靜 -:	your turn lol

Yes, the things Shaun and i do to make Wei Ren confess who he likes in class.

And in the end, he managed to say a name (we're not telling who) but it wasn't because the reason we hoped it was.

After that, we got bored and added Wen Kun into our convo. Wen Kun was commenting that my name sounds like a guy on the last day of class before our holidays and i merely underlined hers and said

Wow. Who're we to judge each other ehs.

Yes, we both giggled and winked at each other after that.

So yes, Wen JUN was added into our convo too and Shaun asked his question.

(4:50 AM) SHOW ON STAGE ((:	who will u give ? lol. okokau
(4:50 AM) Lynnie, ze 依靜 -:	errs.. i chose shaun too same as you lols ><
(4:50 AM) SHOW ON STAGE ((:	HAHAs
(4:50 AM) Colour Offensive:	lol
(4:50 AM) MenG:	she act de
(4:50 AM) SHOW ON STAGE ((:	same... no offences hahas
(4:50 AM) Colour Offensive:	mr CO is porpular
(4:50 AM) Lynnie, ze 依靜 -:	it's okay you give shaun
(4:50 AM) MenG:	its actually between Nic and WJ
(4:50 AM) Lynnie, ze 依靜 -:	i give someone else
(4:51 AM) Lynnie, ze 依靜 -:	yeps i choose.. nick bah WJ.. carmen will save de LOL
(4:51 AM) MenG:	HAHA
(4:51 AM) SHOW ON STAGE ((:	lol
(4:51 AM) MenG:	alrit
(4:51 AM) Colour Offensive:	omh
(4:51 AM) SHOW ON STAGE ((:	wj is who?
(4:51 AM) Lynnie, ze 依靜 -:	so.. three guys are saved le
(4:51 AM) Colour Offensive:	wei jub
(4:51 AM) Lynnie, ze 依靜 -:	wei jun
(4:51 AM) MenG:	weijun
(4:51 AM) Colour Offensive:	jun
(4:51 AM) SHOW ON STAGE ((:	lol oh yea hahas.
(4:51 AM) MenG:	the 3 storey terrace
(4:51 AM) Colour Offensive:	lol
(4:51 AM) Lynnie, ze 依靜 -:	yea lurs
(4:51 AM) MenG:	rich kid
(4:51 AM) Lynnie, ze 依靜 -:	i like rich guys seh LOL
(4:51 AM) SHOW ON STAGE ((:	every girl give one can le hahas. i also like.. esp those got car... hahahas
(4:51 AM) Lynnie, ze 依靜 -:	i knooo
(4:51 AM) SHOW ON STAGE ((:	omg
(4:51 AM) Colour Offensive:	lol
(4:51 AM) Lynnie, ze 依靜 -:	i knooow* lols
(4:51 AM) Colour Offensive:	eek
(4:51 AM) MenG:	weijun got car
(4:51 AM) Colour Offensive:	realistic gals XDXD
(4:51 AM) MenG:	got license
(4:51 AM) Lynnie, ze 依靜 -:	O.O
(4:52 AM) Lynnie, ze 依靜 -:	i want to change
(4:52 AM) SHOW ON STAGE ((:	hahas ..
(4:52 AM) Lynnie, ze 依靜 -:	i change to wei jun LOL
(4:52 AM) MenG:	his father car
(4:52 AM) SHOW ON STAGE ((:	LOL
(4:52 AM) Lynnie, ze 依靜 -:	chey
(4:52 AM) Colour Offensive:	LOL
(4:52 AM) Lynnie, ze 依靜 -:	lol

See how realistic girls can get?

*winks*

Poor guys.

(4:53 AM) MenG:	Ok joyce here's another qn

(4:53 AM) MenG:	If there is this indian guy who's a billionaire

(4:53 AM) MenG:	would u choose him?

4:53 AM) Lynnie, ze 依靜 -:	nopes.. i racist but april will
(4:53 AM) Colour Offensive:	lol
(4:54 AM) MenG:	omg!
(4:54 AM) Colour Offensive:	ah joyce also CO
(4:54 AM) Lynnie, ze 依靜 -:	paiseh lurs.. i only like asian, chinese guys can jappy, korean, chinese
(4:54 AM) Colour Offensive:	we got mr n miss Co here le
(4:54 AM) Lynnie, ze 依靜 -:
(4:54 AM) SHOW ON STAGE ((:	indian guy .. i prefer the white indian . the blacks one NO way . hahas.
(4:54 AM) Colour Offensive:	omh 3 Co
(4:54 AM) Lynnie, ze 依靜 -:	yesh!! wenkun rocks!
(4:54 AM) SHOW ON STAGE ((:	i tnk the white indian nicer lo!!!!
(4:54 AM) Colour Offensive:	-.-
(4:54 AM) Lynnie, ze 依靜 -:	but.. white indian
(4:54 AM) Colour Offensive:	COs...
(4:54 AM) Lynnie, ze 依靜 -:	still indian seh >.<
(4:54 AM) SHOW ON STAGE ((:	sa ru han ... and another guy .. dunno whats his name i only th face! HAHAS
(4:55 AM) SHOW ON STAGE ((:	butdifferent ma te skin tone
(4:55 AM) Colour Offensive:	lol
(4:55 AM) MenG:	here's another qn for joyce
(4:55 AM) Lynnie, ze 依靜 -:	white indian.. face nice meh? >.<
(4:55 AM) SHOW ON STAGE ((:	one like nmore fair hahas some are handsome really
(4:55 AM) Lynnie, ze 依靜 -:	but the features.. set le and ahhhs
(4:55 AM) SHOW ON STAGE ((:	hhahas
(4:55 AM) Lynnie, ze 依靜 -:	reallllly? lol
(4:55 AM) SHOW ON STAGE ((:	yeahyea h
(4:55 AM) Lynnie, ze 依靜 -:	and yea.. my question?
(4:55 AM) MenG:	If that Indian billionaire is white and behaves like asian would u choose him?
(4:55 AM) SHOW ON STAGE ((:	LOL
(4:55 AM) Lynnie, ze 依靜 -:	hmms.. nopes..
(4:56 AM) Lynnie, ze 依靜 -:	i want real asian not act one lol
(4:56 AM) MenG:
(4:56 AM) SHOW ON STAGE ((:	lol
(4:56 AM) Colour Offensive:	lol CO
(4:56 AM) MenG:	here's another qn
(4:56 AM) Lynnie, ze 依靜 -:	if it's still about white indian
(4:56 AM) MenG:	there is this chinese billionaire who have permernant black skin disease
(4:56 AM) Lynnie, ze 依靜 -:	i faint for you to see sia ><>
(4:56 AM) MenG:	would u choose him?
(4:56 AM) Colour Offensive:	Colour Offensive auto-message: Mr.Weiren have just slapped you on the face with 2 smelly rotten fish =P
(4:57 AM) Lynnie, ze 依靜 -:	lol!! if he's like really really shuai and nice to me then maybe.. can consider
(4:57 AM) Lynnie, ze 依靜 -:	but.. since he's a billionaire
(4:57 AM) SHOW ON STAGE ((:	haha
(4:57 AM) Lynnie, ze 依靜 -:	he can do whitening wuzz
(4:57 AM) Colour Offensive:	lol
(4:57 AM) Lynnie, ze 依靜 -:	heh heh heh
(4:57 AM) MenG:	whr go whitening 1
(4:57 AM) Colour Offensive:	dun need whitening la
(4:57 AM) MenG:	lol
(4:57 AM) Colour Offensive:	drop in white paint can le
(4:57 AM) Lynnie, ze 依靜 -:	girls can go whitening.. guys cannot meh
(4:58 AM) Lynnie, ze 依靜 -:	xDD
(4:58 AM) SHOW ON STAGE ((:	lol can
(4:58 AM) Lynnie, ze 依靜 -:	heh heh.. seee!!!
(4:58 AM) MenG:	Black to white is too much isnt it
(4:58 AM) Colour Offensive:	but i thought gals like tend guys?
(4:58 AM) SHOW ON STAGE ((:	no
(4:58 AM) Lynnie, ze 依靜 -:	can slowly fade de mahs
(4:58 AM) Colour Offensive:	LOL
(4:58 AM) Lynnie, ze 依靜 -:	and with me.. the guy can confirm become fair de
(4:58 AM) SHOW ON STAGE ((:	not too tan like charcoal lol.
(4:58 AM) Colour Offensive:	lol
(4:58 AM) Colour Offensive:	but is permanet black skin dieases leh
(4:59 AM) MenG:	ya from charcoal can become white all black ppl work to blend in ald
(4:59 AM) Colour Offensive:	can whiten meh?
(4:59 AM) SHOW ON STAGE ((:	tLOL
(4:59 AM) MenG:	yea
(4:59 AM) Lynnie, ze 依靜 -:	look at michael jackson if he can do it so can you
(4:59 AM) SHOW ON STAGE ((:	HAHAHa he's so damn fair!
(4:59 AM) Lynnie, ze 依靜 -:	hehheh
(4:59 AM) Colour Offensive:	his not disease lo
(4:59 AM) Lynnie, ze 依靜 -:	^^ exactly
(4:59 AM) Lynnie, ze 依靜 -:	whiter than all of us add together sia and hmms but he's naturally black wuzz
(4:59 AM) Colour Offensive:	-.-
(4:59 AM) Lynnie, ze 依靜 -:
(5:00 AM) Lynnie, ze 依靜 -:	natural black also can fade.. much less a disease
(5:00 AM) Colour Offensive:	i guess 24 ppl in our class all is Co liao
(5:00 AM) Lynnie, ze 依靜 -:
(5:00 AM) MenG:	he's is currently a white wuss
(5:00 AM) SHOW ON STAGE ((:	nothing is impossible!!
(5:00 AM) Colour Offensive:	Colour Offensive auto-message: Mr.Weiren have just slapped you on the face with 2 smelly rotten fish =P
(5:00 AM) SHOW ON STAGE ((:	lol.

(5:00 AM) MenG:	Ok here another qn
(5:01 AM) SHOW ON STAGE ((:	y u got many qns ?" lol
(5:01 AM) Lynnie, ze 依靜 -:	lols.. and that's a good question LOL
(5:01 AM) Colour Offensive:	lol cause shuan is too bored
(5:01 AM) Lynnie, ze 依靜 -:	5am le.. other than asking this i see nothing else we can do seh >.<
(5:01 AM) Colour Offensive:	we can sing national song
(5:01 AM) MenG:	There is a chinese billionaire who is willing to marry you and u him but he 1 hot gal,go to bed once
(5:02 AM) MenG:	U willing to go wif him?
(5:02 AM) SHOW ON STAGE ((:	lol..
(5:02 AM) Lynnie, ze 依靜 -:	as long as he is like.. damn old.. and is going to die the next day.. and wills all his assects to me.. then sure
(5:03 AM) Colour Offensive:	wen kun, u can answer that question too =X
(5:03 AM) MenG:	yea
(5:03 AM) Lynnie, ze 依靜 -:	oh yea answer answer too
(5:03 AM) SHOW ON STAGE ((:	hahas. me ah.. depends lo. if u together with the guy for so damn long.
(5:03 AM) SHOW ON STAGE ((:	then cos of one mistake, and bye, its hard to let go.
(5:04 AM) SHOW ON STAGE ((:	but if he doing it the second time , it's BYE
(5:04 AM) MenG:	haha
(5:04 AM) SHOW ON STAGE ((:	lol
(5:04 AM) MenG:	so its bye
(5:04 AM) SHOW ON STAGE ((:	i alos nno hahas. dunno*
(5:04 AM) MenG:	cas a lotta hot gals in sg
(5:04 AM) SHOW ON STAGE ((:	most likely yeah . hahs. izzit hahas.
(5:04 AM) Colour Offensive:	lol
(5:04 AM) SHOW ON STAGE ((:	i tot taiwan and hk more
(5:04 AM) Lynnie, ze 依靜 -:	taiwan!! WOOTS japan!!
(5:04 AM) MenG:	yea in the world*
(5:04 AM) Lynnie, ze 依靜 -:	DOUBLE WOOTS!!
(5:04 AM) SHOW ON STAGE ((:	hahas. yeayea
(5:05 AM) Colour Offensive:	lol...
(5:05 AM) MenG:	Joyce really money face sia
(5:05 AM) Lynnie, ze 依靜 -:	their girls there is damn hot de lurs
(5:05 AM) MenG:	Haha
(5:05 AM) Colour Offensive:	lol
(5:05 AM) Lynnie, ze 依靜 -:	and yes.. money makes the world go round no lurs.. JKING SIA!!
(5:05 AM) MenG:	yeap
(5:05 AM) Lynnie, ze 依靜 -:	im just playing along with you guys nia lol
(5:05 AM) Colour Offensive:	joyce, if next time u are hungry would u bite ur money/.
(5:05 AM) Lynnie, ze 依靜 -:	no.. i'll use the money and BUY food
(5:05 AM) MenG:	OMG wad a qn

5:08 AM) MenG:	Haha here is another qn for racist gals,1)castrated chinese billionaire,2)Black billionaire 3)Poor healthy guy Choose 1
(5:09 AM) MenG:	=D
(5:09 AM) Lynnie, ze 依靜 -:	i choose 1.. cause got money.. can go and have adultry
(5:09 AM) MenG:	cool wenkun?
(5:09 AM) Lynnie, ze 依靜 -:	wenjun wenjun?
(5:09 AM) SHOW ON STAGE ((:	1 also
(5:09 AM) Lynnie, ze 依靜 -:	^^
(5:09 AM) SHOW ON STAGE ((:	LOL
(5:09 AM) Lynnie, ze 依靜 -:
(5:10 AM) Lynnie, ze 依靜 -:	great mind thinks alike lol ><
(5:10 AM) MenG:	wa humans nowadats
(5:10 AM) SHOW ON STAGE ((:	lol.
(5:10 AM) Colour Offensive:	lol
(5:10 AM) MenG:	brain filled wif lust and money
(5:10 AM) SHOW ON STAGE ((:	pls
(5:10 AM) Lynnie, ze 依靜 -:	okkay lurs.. let you choose leh you choose who
(5:10 AM) SHOW ON STAGE ((:	if let u choose you also choose the same as us lol
(5:10 AM) Lynnie, ze 依靜 -:	just change male to female
(5:10 AM) Colour Offensive:	sooner or later we will need to feed those gal with money
(5:10 AM) SHOW ON STAGE ((:	dun lie!
(5:10 AM) Lynnie, ze 依靜 -:	which one you choose lol
(5:10 AM) SHOW ON STAGE ((:	hahas
(5:10 AM) MenG:
(5:11 AM) MenG:	I dun rely on gals wad diff its diff
(5:11 AM) SHOW ON STAGE ((:	hahas whatever.
(5:11 AM) SHOW ON STAGE ((:	i dun rely on guyst oo
(5:11 AM) MenG:	I can make my own money
(5:11 AM) SHOW ON STAGE ((:	what, photocopy? lol
(5:11 AM) Lynnie, ze 依靜 -:	lols.. now recession lurs not easy to make money marry a rich wife.. easier
(5:11 AM) SHOW ON STAGE ((:	yea be a taitai
(5:11 AM) MenG:	meh
(5:12 AM) SHOW ON STAGE ((:	lol.
(5:12 AM) Lynnie, ze 依靜 -:	next time.. cleaner alos need diploma liao

Yes. The things we talk about when we're almost asleep.

And i left him drinking his french wine with herd at 5.49am and slept.

One word, three letters.

LOL.