Friday, February 22, 2008
Hossan Leong
Man, i'm falling so in love with Hossan Leong. I never knew how to appreciate his talent when he came to my school once during assembly to give a talk or skit or simply something. No memory at all. Guess i wasn't paying attention. And most probably dozing off in the weltering heat.




Very FUNNY. Believe me. I think i fell in love with him, fell in love with his sense of humor.





And this song is cute too~




Lyrics: (wonder how many times i pressed 'pause' for these)
Sang Nila, Utama
Saw a lion, Alamak
Name the village, Singapura
then run very far

Years later, ang mor came
Stamford Raffles was his name
Posed for statues very nice
We kenna colonize

Singapura very strong
Big guns all, pointing wrong
Japanese, came on bikes,
invade us from our backside

War is over, ang mor back
Singaporeans no respect
Commies come, make a fuss,
Singapore independence!

I live in Singapura
It's not perfect living
But at least it's interesting

I live in Singapura
Though it's kind of crazy
We win other country

David Marshall, Lim Yew Hock
National Anthem starts to rock
Yusof Ishak the big man
guess who's PM

Malaysia say, come join me
Two of us be same country
Then not happy
Then make PM cry

PM Lee lead country
Build Jurong and HDB
Make the country clean and green
opposition cannot win

JB Jeya no more funds
Chee Soon Juan won't eat his buns
Lim How Doong, what a goon,
Don't talk cock in parliament

I live in Singapura
It's not perfect living
But at least it's interesting

I live in Singapura
Though it's kind of crazy
We win other country

Kick out from Malaysia Cup
Micheal Faye pain in the butt
S-League, Tea dancing
Ah Beng loves Modern talking

McDonald's Hello Kitty
Everyone drink bubble tea
Crushing cockroach Margaret Chan,
James Lye is VR Man

Reclamation, Tuas Causeway
Malaysian water buay ho sei
Mahathir's friend Datuk Anwar
Mathathir says he's chow Ah Qua

NDP, auntie rush
Everyone it's fun to flush
Bubble gums are all banned
ask your friends buy from Thailand

I live in Singapura
It's not perfect living
But at least it's interesting

I live in Singapura
Though it's kind of crazy
We win other country

Driving car, not funny
Bid on cars with C-O-E
E-R-P, road tax
RARF until i want to barf

Why our locals have to pay?
Foreign talent are okay
Causing estate upgrade
by contractors who go pok kai

IMF, must follow
Want to protest go indoor
L-R-T, not so fast
New Water, they laugh at us

I live in Singapura
It's not perfect living
But at least it's interesting

I live in Singapura
Though it's kind of crazy
We win other country

Baby bonus, maid levy
Singtel Shares give out for free
Jack Neo, Kit Chan,
sexy pastor, Ho Yeow Sun

Beckham parties with models
Has affair but no one knows
S-league, go world cup
can come true if they don't suck

Mahathir then Abdullah
Bar top dancing at the bars
Budget airlines start to pa
Stop speaking Singlish lah

Gay is okay says PM
SM Lee go be MM
PM Lee the same name,
here we go all over again

We live in Singapura
It's not perfect living
But at least it's interesting

We live in Singapura
Though it's kind of crazy
We win other country

We live in Singapura
It's not perfect living
But at least it's interesting

We live in Singapura
Though it's kind of crazy
We win other country

We live in Singapura







After this song, i've decided to speak in Singlish. In both real and virtual space. A little Singlish here and there seems to make everything so interesting.


AND I LOVE SINGAPORE.


I shall not migrate anywhere. Not even to Taiwan. I WILL STAY IN SINGAPORE. For this is where my home, house, family, friends, ... ..., EVERYONE is.


I LOVE SINGAPORE!!




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