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Sunday, March 9, 2008

Warning : Long post

Damn, I wanted to blog but all of a sudden but Blogger tells me I can’t. Due to some maintenance again. Oi, can don’t always have maintenance in the night mah? Do it in the afternoon leh. Now I have to blog in Microsoft Word. Very irritating.

Anyway, after ranting in the first paragraph, I COMPLETELY forgot what I wanted to blog about. Sheesh. Who cares anyway, so I shall continue to rant.

Ben just posted. *coughs* The REAL Ben just posted. *smiles* He has red hair now which is super chio. I also want red hair. I want, I want. *whines* Anyway, the real Ben is just another blogger in real life (whom i don't know personally. But he has quite a nice blog though.)

Right, speaking of Ben. I had a long long phone call with April (otherwise known as Ben in my phonebook) just now. We were talking about weight (as I was eating the chips that were calling out my name earlier on. And my mum bought MORE tidbits. 2 cans of Pringles, 2 packets of Twisties, and a lot more of god-knows-what-else. Damn, I digress. *smacks forehead with palm*)

Yes, talking with April about weight. (Note : not exact words used)

Me : No lor. I got despised le lor.
April : Who dares to despise you?
Me : You, Takuya and April

~ a stunning two second pause ~

April : HAR!!!!!
Me : AHHHH!!! I meant... I meant... You, Takuya and...
(April butts in when i meant to say Thea)
April : This is the real April. This is NOT Ben. This is April.
Me : I meant…
April : This is the real April
Me : Fine, Lionel.
April : Cannot. Mine is A-B-C. How
can suddenly change to L.
Me : Okay lor, Dionel.
April : … …
Me : *smiles*

So April is now officially known as BEN, CATTIVO and DIONEL (Lionel initially).

Anyway, just to say this. APRIL IS IN LOVE. Aiyoz April, he seems to be such a nice guy and he even confessed love le. Just step out in faith lor. *COUGHS COUGHS* Both of you some more got admitted into the same poly. Can lah. *grins*

Damn, now I can’t call April as my laopo/laogong anymore. I call her either one depending on our moods then. But now, Aaron hates homosexuals, and i can't get the guy whom April has feelings for, pissed off. So i shall stop calling April those names. (But then again, I’m not so sure about Aaron hating bisexual though. *wonders*)

*hits myself on my head* Stop thinking that all people out there ain’t straight.

And to all out there, ALL my friends and I (and everyone whom I know personally) is straight. I have no idea why I keep cracking jokes that I’m a homosexual or bisexual, but I AM STRAIGHT. Seriously speaking, I don’t have any gay friends at all. And alright, maybe I knew two or three les, but we ain’t friends. Theoretically, they were just my friend’s friends anyway.

Anyway, just know that I’m straight, k? *puppy eyes*

*roars* My computer is uninstalling Avast!. And is prompting me to do this and that. Very irritating.

Double damn. I’ve just went into quite some people’s blog, and all of them are putting the header for Nuffnang’s ads on. Should I or should I not do that too? So hard to decide. Die lah. Will just put. See if i can earn some money. And thanks again people. I had more visits in Nuffnang. Do I love you guys or do I love you guys? *smiles* I am so going to order 'love' to all of you. The deepest ones I have is for boyfriend and friends. (Can't write April's name anymore. In case Aaron reads it and gets pissed off) But I will give you the next best one. The deeper love and a big kiss for all of you. *smiles*

Oi, what is that you don’t want my love and kiss? *whimpers* Say you love me. Quick, say!!

Damn, I sound like a nut talking to myself. Anyway, I shall stop acting like someone who came out of Hougang chalet and instead play with the header codes. AGAIN. *sighs*

Updates:
I think I’ve just did a deadly act with Nuffnang’s codes. I took something out (which I have no idea what is that thing) Very bad. Very scared that it’ll affect the number of unique hits in my account. So as to let me feel more secure, please do visit my blog more often. Please? Thanks!! You're the best people i'd ever known. *beams*

Up-updates:
Please ignore the space at the top will you? I will try to find the solution to it. But it’s like over 6am right now. If I don’t go off soon, I ~~can't~~ simply would refuse to wake up ~~tomorrow~~ later. Then I might have to face the wrath of April and Thea which seriously ain’t very nice.

Ps: Will upload some pictures taken of my sister when she was having her ROM.

Up-up-updates:
Just read Thea's blog and i've got to say this. More than anger in which i should feel, i felt a wave of pityness for them. *sigh* I should be meaner to them. I can't feel for them. Cause if i do, the only one left bleeding on the floor would only be me. I had enough of loneliness and pain. I SHOULDN'T be so soft hearted anymore. I need to be meaner. More evil. More violent. *hypnotizing myself*

And Thea, told you to create a Blogspot le. See now, reach blog limit already. I can help you to edit HTML codes. So don't worry about the layout. I can even help you do popup comment boxes. *oops* I'm just lazy to do for my own blog. Sorry people. Email me the comments is better lah. More privacy. And all the more since i will disallow comments ever so often anyway. *smiles apologitcally*

Thea, or you can just treat me for a meal if i help you with the codes. If not, then help me pay for the chinese doctor treatment you going to bring me next week lor. NAH. I'm just kidding. I'll pay for it myself. *grins*

And Thea, next time call me in the afternoon lah. I didn't get to chat with boyfriend in the night today. *smiles* Just kidding. Just call me if there's anything. But seriously, don't call me when i'm sleeping. Especially if i'm getting a nice and sweet dream. I could get violent. Very violent. *evil laughter*