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Wednesday, December 31, 2008

wasabi

Okay, i initially wanted to post this entry along with the videos. But Jie said that the videos aren't ready and weren't be ready anytime soon, so i guess i should stop my NATOism and start typing.

I doubt my words will do justice to the things that made me laugh when i watched the vids but this is the best i can offer to remember the day.

JUST SEND ME THE VIDS SOON!!!!

Okay, so it started off with the meanies preparing loads of weird stuff. Gui Fang and me was like running here and there looking and laughing before settling in my room. (Bed seems like a better option than prepare those weapons of torment then, you see.)

So Jie Fu reached the bottom of the block and told the guys,

"Mian gia. Eh sai lim eh sai jia, bian hou lah"

Then when old of them came up, their first challenge was to wear paper underwear (i've no idea where Si Wei zeh zeh and the rest found those) which had letters on it.

The guys had to wear it and try to figure out what those jumbled up letter means.

Apparently some guys are more 'well-endowed' (read: FAT) that they couldn't wear/tore the paper/looks downright gross.
*shudders*

Just wait for the video to get what i mean alright?

And so Jie fu pass that stage after a long long LONG time (i almost got bored standing on a chair to watch)...

HEY, 人小志氣高 okay?

*hurtful whine*

Anyways~~~

After that, it's the 'eh sai jia' part.

Proudly presenting the marshmallows. Inside it is a dubious green paste which one of the guys thought to be kaya.

But clever Jie fu licked it and knew what it was. He didn't eat that piece of greenish marshmallows (like what the other honest [but not so clever/scheming/cunning/was innocent] guys did). Jie fu only pretended to eat.

He knew the dubious paste was WASABI!!!

Oh yes, anyone would know. It was too obvious. However, some guys still innocently pop the whole thing into their mouth (thinking it was kaya *roll eyes*) only resulting in tears and screams for water.

Then the 'niao-ish' Jie fu only paid $38 to open the door. But someone allowed him in. Height factor only results in me knowing what happened and not knowing who did what. I was appalled that everyone was taller than me when i'm barefooted. I mean, even if i'm only 153/154 (yes, i shrunk. Getting older you see *cries*), i'm still not THAT short right?

Even Fang was taller than me. Even my grandmum is taller than me. Even... EVERYONE ELSE... Someone around me needs to grow shorter soon, if not *evil smirk*

Pass me my chainsaw. Someone's legs going to go missing for quite a while.
Heh heh heh.

But i have the advantage of the chair you see. It has a perfect view (and fresher air) while one is standing on it.

So after that was some typing-banana-to-waist-and-rolling-oranges/lime-into-a-duct-taped-area-on-the-floor game.

It looks very weird believe me.

I need the vids again!!!

Anyway, the game is done (rather obsencely, may i add) and the bananas had to be eaten. Somehow, somewhy, something.

Next was some fishing for keys in a bucket of ice water for the keys. The only catch was using of TOES!!

I didn't watch that and was hugging Pikachu and laughing away with Fang in the room. She commented how dirty Pikachu was and i was like, "CHILDHOOD MEMORIES!!" *stares* "Cannot laugh"

But as if she would listen to me. She continued laughing IN MY FACE.
*squints*

So after the keys are found, Jie fu had to read some commendmants to Jie.

Jie fu was like, *knock knock knock*. "Tia dio bo?"
Jie went, "Tia dio liao"

And Jie fu went on to read his 'vows'. And he's barely make it through the first line.
"The ten... how to read this ar?"
"Commndments"
"Orh, okay. The ten commandments."

*roll eyes*
This pretty much assure me that Jie fu had never been a Christian before.
:D

And after reading (i honestly caught nothing except "i'll hold true to all these which may be subjected to change due to temperature, moodswings..." and i lost him again), he started to knock on the door again.

*bam bam bam*
JF, "Oei, tia dio le mah?"
Jie, "Okay"

And the door is opened (with some cash stuffed into the the zei zei's hands of course).

With that, the game is over. And i went back to laze around (me in bed with Fang on a foldable bed Ah Yi dragged in from our living room).

Yes, i still have the wasabi paste in my fridge. Anyone wants some?
:D