Me & You, Forever ♥

Saturday, March 28, 2009

99 facts

I truly wonder how true this is, but ah wells...

The 99 facts about guys
(Guys, please say which is true and which actually isn't.)

P/s: Those in brackets are the things that i can't resist saying. Apparently i could be wrong in some of those but who cares?
*big smile*

1. Guys don't actually go after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
(HA. Yea, right.)

2. Guys hate flirts.
(Guys hate flirts. Guys are flirts. So does that mean guy hate themselves?)

3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.
(O.O!! Is this a common trait for guys?)

4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
(This is what i call MCP)

5. "Are you doing something?" or "Have you eaten already?" are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
(I can consider this cute on certain levels.)

6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
(*roll eyes as i direct your attention to Point #2: Guys hate flirts*)

7. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.
(Okay. This IS sweet. But once if the guy stop liking you, ... ...)

8. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
(Even if it's a really gross smile?)

9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.
(Does it include death?)

10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.
(Girls hate it when you talk about how good your ex-girlfriend(s) was/were too. If we don't start comparing, be fair and don't compare them with us too.)

11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.
(Even if their parents are ready to crucify them in the worst possible way?)

12. Guys want to tell you many things but they can't. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many things and it is drinking!
(It requires courage and spirit to jump off a building too. How about that?)

13. Guys cry!!!
(Girls cry too. But worse are the tears that are kept within the hearts which are not cried.)

14. Don't provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.
(Okay, DON'T.)

15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.
(And girls never stop dreaming.)

16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.
(As i repeat, MCPs.)

17. When you touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.
(When you touch a girl's heart, there's no turning back too, for the girl.)

18. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never mind would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking.
(Giving a girl a hanging message like that and she would jump to a conclusion you wouldn't even want to imagine.)

19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.
(Do they?)

20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
(So do they when they know they are in really hot waters.)

21. When a guy makes a prolonged "umm" or makes any excuses when you're asking him to do you a favour, he's actually saying that he doesn't like you and he can't lay down the card for you.
(And you think girls don't do that?)

22. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow."
(I wonder if this could be applied to girls too?
Girl: Can i kick your crotch?
Guy: NO!
Girl: Alright, i'll try it again tomorrow then.)

23. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly.
(Please please please ditto this to girls too.)

24. Guys hate gays!
(WHY? Gays are nice peeps.)

25. Guys love their moms.
(Great. My son better love me too when i grow old.)

26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.
(Awww.)

27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.
(So it's ethical to think about a guy/girl who likes you even if you're attached?)

28. You can never understand him unless you listen to him.
(You can never understand her unless you listen and pay attention to her words/actions/facial expressions.)

29. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.
(And does that mean he only loves me once? Not anymore tomorrow?)

30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.
(Beware. Girls can make guys fly through half of the face of the face of the earth faster than gossips with a kick in the groin area.)

31. Like Eve, girls are guys' weaknesses.
(Like Adam, guys are the cause of girls' tears.)

32. Guys are very open about themselves.
(*giggles*)

33. Its good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don't let him wait that long.
(But sometimes girls are afraid to make the first move.)

34. No guy is bad when he is courting
(Because of experience?)

35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.
(The ones who are able to stand having dirty clothes strewn around their house hates a single spot on their shirt?)

36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that much pretty.
(HA. Right. *roll eyes*)

37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.
(O.O!! Does this mean that i can either have a best friend or a boyfriend but never both?)

38. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.
(If you say so...)

39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
(And annoys the hell out of girls?)

40. A guy finds ways to keep you off from linking with someone else.
(He stops you from dating someone else but never ask you out?)

41. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts.
(Too bad. ~~Some girls~~ I love miniskirts.)

42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.
(But girls would still treasure it.)

43. Guys virtually brag about anything.
(About failure too?)

44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.
(So girls shall never tell guys secrets?)

45. Guys think too much.
(Girls can imagine worse stuff.)

46. Guys' fantasies are unlimited.
(Errrs.)

47. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but her weight does!
(Girl's weight really matters to a girl too.)

48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!!
(Some possessiveness are good though.)

49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.
(What? Want revenge?)

50. It's not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they've been together for 3 years or more.
(And you think it would be easy for a girl?)

51. You have to tell a guy what you really want before getting involved with that guy.
(I. want. you. to. DIE!!)

52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be matured and grow up.
(So is this a cue for girls to reject guys if they are the guy's first love?)

53. When an unlikeable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot more than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.
(Girls hurt themselves mentally while smiling at the cruel world.)

54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.
(Sometimes, passion alone is just not enough.)

55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed pu**ycats with their girlfriends.
(Meow?)

56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he's sweating. You'll probably see that he is nervous.
(And when a guy really is calm?)

57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.
(Crazy enough to kill her?)

58. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me"
(Girls have to tell the guy clearly for them to get the message but guys don't have to?)

59. Guys don't really have final decisions.
(Yeaps. Money does.)

60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.
(Like how?)

61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.
(If a girl starts to talk, listen to her.)

62. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something.
(Hi?)

63. Guys believe that there's no such thing as love at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong.
(Girls realized that love at first sight are bullshat.)

64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.
(Right.)

65. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.
(How about kicks?)

66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.
(Ditto above sentence to girls too.)

67. A guy would waste his time over video games and basketball, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.
(Understood.)

68. Guys love girls who can cook or bake.
(Pity some girls don't.)

69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!
(So do they date girls who are in their forties?)

70. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.
(Duh? Don't everyone?)

71. A guy's friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.
(And manipulate a guy? I like the sound of that.)

72. Don't be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.
(Isn't that a tad too fast?)

73. Don't be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you'll be surprised.
(Try loving a girl without prejudice too and you'll be surprised too.)

74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do more repelling than attracting guys.
(Then why invent perfume?)

75. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.
(You sure you had seen girls talking about guys before?)

76. Guys don't comprehend the statement "Get lost" too well.
(How about, "Go die?")

77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still love them more.
(Cause either they love girls or they will have to love guys.)

78. When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.
(Now i know...)

79. Guys don't care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.
(Then why are more guys buying shoe wax then girls?)

80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them, they'll realize they're wrong.
(Girls tend to generalize and realize they are right.)

81. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He's just too stubborn to deal with it.
(Not lazy?)

82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.
(Heys. Then why is it okay for guys to swear?)

83. Guys' weakest point is at the knee.
(Not the crotch?)

84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.
(A girl would already have a solution ready by then.)

85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things.
(And why?)

86. When a guy looks at you, either he's amazed of you or he's criticizing you.
(Can't he be just staring into space?)

87. When you catch him cheating on you and he asks for a second chance, give it to him. But when you catch him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him.
(Why must i forgive him if he cheats? Even if it's for the first time.)

88. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.
(But girls would rather to have a guy hanging on than letting go.)

89. If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at you and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you're with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves you more than your boyfriend does.
(To choose someone you love or someone who loves you. Tough choice.)

90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
(But authors of girls' romance books wrote their book base on experience.)

91. You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain when he cries in front of you!
(*nods slowly*)

92. If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask him first why.
(And what answer will you be expecting?)

93. When a guy says he can't sleep if he doesn't hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters you and sometimes makes fun of you.
(O.O!!)

94. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him praying sometimes.
(Depends. I would have thought that that guy is one evil man.)

95. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.
(Alright?)

96. Girls are allowed to touch boys' things. Not their hair!
(Why not?!!!)

97. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you.
(And if he says you're hot, that guy is playing with you.)

98. Guys hate girls who overreact.
(Girls hate guys who don't react/ overreact too.)

99. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.
(B-but how do you know? Girls can love someone very much too.)