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Wednesday, December 2, 2009
Pickup lines... funnishly FAIL
HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance? SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too ! HE: How did you get to be so beautiful? SHE: I must have been given your share ! HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday? SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend ! HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out! SHE: Okay, get out! HE: I think I could make you very happy SHE: Why? Are you leaving? HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me? SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time! HE: Can I have your name? SHE: Why, don't you already have one? HE: Shall we go and see a film? SHE: I've already seen it! HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together? SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck ! HE: Where have you been all my life? SHE: Hiding from you. HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before? SHE: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. HE: Is this seat empty? SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down . HE: So, what do you do for a living? SHE: I'm a female impersonator. HE: Hey baby, what's your sign? SHE: Do not enter. |
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