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Wednesday, March 12, 2008

TCM doctor

Alright, i'm doing a lot of stupid things like going into blogger for the n-th time in the night. To be exact, it should be in the morning actually. None of my favourite bloggers are posting anything YET. I've went through like 5 of my favourite blogs, but none had posted. Leaving a very bored Forbire over here right now.

Anyway, i just want to say... ...

I'M WEIGHING AT A 46KG. (I was still 48 a couple of days back.)

I know i'm still heavy. I'm still FAT. But at least i got 2kg off my weighing scale without doing anything. My daily diet is still full of chips and unhealthy stuff without any fruits. Damn, i should seriously go get some tomorrow. Anyway, 2kg for just one trip to the TCM doctor. I wonder if i'm going to go there religiously every week, will i be super light at the end of the year?

But that's just the good news. It ends about here too. Although i got lighter, but my fat tummy still looks the same to me. Saddening.

Anyway, i owe Thea a BIG thank you. If it wasn't for her, i wouldn't have went to the TCM doctor and i wouldn't got 2kg off my scale. (Alright, stop laughing at my weight. I know i'm short and fat. Cannot ar?)

Thea, i seriously thank you from the bottom of my heart and therefore, i've decided not to talk about your mum stripping me. *oops* Did i just say it out loud?

BUT THERE'S NOTHING ON BETWEEN THE TWO OF US!!! IT'S JUST THAT SHE HELPED ME TO REMOVE MY TOP WHEN I WAS BEING MASSAGED. I GAVE HER PERMISSION OKAY? I was lying face down so i couldn't really move. Therefore, being a kind mother, she helped me. Anyway, Thea was the first friend that saw me semi-clothed. (Alright, semi-clothed equates to semi-naked) And Thea was the first one. Not even April saw me that way even though i had bathed in her house for a gazillion times.

I was so paiseh (like no) cause i have no time for embarrassment. I was holding back my screams of pain. Thea made more noises than me when it was YOURS TRULY who kenna massaged. Though i made no sound, but i made lots of movements. I bit on my lips, i clenched my fist, i flinched away from the TCM doctor AND I KICKED MY LEGS UP AND DOWN. And yes, Thea and her mum (along with the TCM doctor) saw all these. To think of it, i should be damn paiseh at that time.

Good thing Thea wasn't very mean and took a video of it. And it was even better because April wasn't around. So she couldn't see how pathetic i was. Or how macho i tried to act by holding back my screams. And it was the heng-est that no one except Thea and her mum saw me.

So either one of them shall die if they should ever disclose my parang knife's scars. (Damn, did i say it out again?) NAH, i wasn't cut by any parang knife before. And, i shall stop disclosing about my past for now. But all my close friends and secondary schoolmates should have known what had happened to me. AND NOT EVEN WEIJIE KNOWS THIS. *beams in pride and pleasure*

Alright, anyone wants to go to the TCM doctor too? You can get weight off the scale without doing anything. Plus you can swallow pills with me. And those pills smell really nice. Like sour plums, it ain't bitter or anything. Very good. I had 50pills in two days. And i look forward to swallow them every night. Sounds a little weird but true though.

And each session (for a student aka me) costs about $45. It was initially $50, but as a student he charge me around $45. Then in the end i gave him $44. Very unlucky number, but i saved a dollar anyway. *LMAO*