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Thursday, March 5, 2009

Rool

The only true purpose behind school rules are most probably for students to go against them.

As many students of *you know where* would know, we finally have a new system for our school in this new year.
*cues applause*

(I'm being sarcastic over here by the way if you have no idea.)

Oh chotto matte kudasai, i prolly shouldn't say that. Just in case any *you know where* fair-see /some big shot in *you know where* google these few keywords and see this entry and decide to make my life difficult for the next two years.

I don't wannnnna!!!

So just to be safe, instead of saying the name of our school, i'll just say *you know where* and the teach would be called fair-see.

(Alright, just give me a minute to edit the keywords above this line for a minute)

Fine, you might say i'm being paranoid but as students of *you know where*, we stare at our little 12.1" screens everyday and we're just so good at researching/googling/wikipedia-ing to the point you don't know how good we can get if we really sit down and do it.

And if students are this good, what about our fair-sees?

So yes, i'm not going to rant about our new system first, but instead some of our own ground rules.

I was talking with purple just now and realized some of his school rules are like ours.

Some of rules are like:

Do not drink or eat in the class / laboratory / workshop / library.

Heyyyys!! We're talking about class spirit over here alrights? During every breakout, we'll just go "Kofu arh/What you want to da bao?/Help me da bao pllllease?" Then all of us would da bao back to the class and crowd around together while eating and bonding together. Isn't that what the school wants? Class spirit, kies? :P

Plus it's not our fault that we have a cafe right in the library riight?

And i think April and Amon knew this. I brought pizza into the library, holding it right in front of the librarian counter.

Ah wells. We break this rule everyday. And so what if that security guard stalks us outside our class everyday. (It's the truth. There is this two security guards we will remember their faces for the rest of our school life just because they tried to catch us for at least half a sem.) But poor guards, they never manage.

We're just that good.
:D

Our criminal day - The day where we took our food and ran from those two not-very-clever guards

Do not consume drugs or alcohol.

Sounds normal? *nods* Most school would have this rule and no one would think to break this, right?

WRONG. Suren did. He drank during second breakout and came back to class slightly drunk.

O.O
*salutes*

Do not litter.

We're just helping the aunties to secure their livelihood.

Do NOT judge us!!!

No fighting or acts of disturbance.

True. For we call that physical debates. Debates are good, isn't it? We have them all the time in class. Given the fact that one or two laptops would be thrown about.

Students are not allowed to rent projectors for screening of movies during and after school hours.

Oh. This is the best. We don't rent it. We merely just used it without permission. So is this considered as NOT breaking the rules?
*big smile*

Do not sport hair in outrageous colours.

I do hope THIS is not considered an outrageous color. Wait, of course not. It's kim-ish. How can it be outrageous. Right?

Do not wear sleeveless T-shirts, singlets and shorts (except at sports activities).

Oh, if the DM/fair-see/anyone who really wants to catch anyone for this rule, i think tons of people would have been caught everyday.

And the first person that comes to my mind if Jeff and his tons of sleeveless singlet. Oh man. I can literally picture him in two of it right now.

ARGHHHS. Get his image out of my head, like NOW?!!!!

Do not wear slippers.

Pfft. What da hell?

I suppose this reaction is good enough. To prove my point, maybe i'll start wearing slippers again from next sem onwards until i decide to fight for my share of oxygen in the lifts.

And oh gosh!! I just saw something!!!

Oh no!!!

I went into the guy's toilet on two consecutive days... ACCIDENTALLY!!!

I swear i'm an innocent kid and both times were a total accident.

But let's see what are the punishment.

Physical work? Informing parents? Fine of not more than $200? Deemed failure in the whole module? Euu Tee (base on how the letters are pronounced *wink wink*)? Temporary suspension? Dismissal?

Siao ars? Hmmms. Maybe i'm glad that they never check the security camera. :X

And yes. Speaking of Jeff a few paragraph up there, i suddenly remembered him.

How much i 'understood' him for i can always say 'bye' to him just before he wants to say he's going off. (Well, it's actually just him who always say the same thing when he's about to leave our MSN conference. And he's always directly exit the conference after he saying 'bye', so to just say bye to him, we have to catch him before he's going to say it.)

Well, to think that he still can say that when he knows fairly well how much i hated him before. I think Haylie/Frez/Ben all know that too. I'm not sure about GL though but i think he'll know it now.

Oh yes, surprisingly, GL reads my blog.

*eyes filled with tears*
Gan Dong~~~

Oh yes, back. Hating Jeff.

I never told him why i hate him because i can literally predict his reaction/reaction of normal people when they hear my explaination. But i know i told him in the booklet where fair-see Ben(erdict) gave us on the last day of our mod and want us to write something nice for one another. I wrote i hate him once before in that book.

But i'm glad we're all part of a clique now. He's uber funny (and disgusting. The only guy/~~gay~~/person/living thing/non living thing that had ever puked on my hand.)

Isn't life such a wonder by itself? A guy whom i hate with all my red blood cells in the past became part of my clique.
*smiles*

Anyways, i initially wanted to continue blogging about something else, but i guess i shall put it at another entry then. Seeing that it's already 524am now.

And i insist, i was doing something purposeful. I wasn't just lazing around/youtubing/mangaing/blogging (then).

I was helping Dada with his paperwork. I initially had it done by 335. But i realized i've made a mistake somewhere and had to go through all 40plus plus 50 pages of it one by one, a line by a line. I spent an hour and a half just to look for the mistake.

And guess what. It's just ONE mistake. Not a few, just one. Yes, one. The one mistake that spent my 1.5 hours looking for it.

But ah wells. Everything's done now.
*big smile*

I feel proud of myself for able to finish everything.
:D

P/s: I suddenly remembered our chalet and it feels so good to just laugh at those memories. I missed all of you guys!!!

P/p/s: I forgot to rant about our new system. Would come out with a new entry then. I'm too lazy to type anymore in this entry.
:X